Comics - Red Hot Dip Pt. 2 - February 27th, 2012, 10:59 am

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Well it only makes logical sense. If Jesus could walk on water, Raptor Jesus only naturally would walk in lava. Come on, this is first grade stuff man.
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Afrohawkman, February 27th, 2012, 10:56 am

Chapter title no longer subject to change
I really like it now that I know what I want to do with the rest of the chapter.

I'll keep this short since I already bombarded you with a wall of text in the comic already.

GET IT?! WALL OF TEXT!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's seriously deliberate though, it's supposed to look like that.

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User Comments:

Supa Taaaaails!, February 27th, 2012, 11:07 am

ALL PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR! Btw, this updated just as I checked on updates, I love it!

AuraX (Guest), February 27th, 2012, 11:16 am

Afrohawkman, I REALLY hope not to be rude, but I just checked your profile and it said you were male.

I thought you said once that you were female?

It might just be my memory being weird or something.

Again, apologies, I don't mean to be rude, but it's just something I remember. Or falsely remember.

Afrohawkman, February 27th, 2012, 11:20 am

Ah don't worry about it, you're not being rude. I say I'm male and female just to mess with people. I'm really female.

Hahaha. Just kidding. My profile is right, I'm male.

Lord Enigma, February 27th, 2012, 11:30 am

Well it seems like Cloaky is a Mario character. I'll just bet on Daisy.

AuraX (Guest), February 27th, 2012, 12:13 pm

Ah, right.

Buuuut, if you say that to mess with people, then you really could be female, therefore, you are, therefore, I am.

Grimmjow, February 27th, 2012, 1:09 pm

She didn't add 5 1-up mushrooms?
She's getting greedy here everybody!!

BuddyT, February 27th, 2012, 1:38 pm



Shadow-Dinosaur, February 27th, 2012, 1:51 pm

No viBes. No Bevis. No Bevis. No viBes.

Er hem. Yeah you would think Peach would leave items for our heroes.

foxpuff, February 27th, 2012, 2:59 pm

It seems Red's being dumb.

Afrohawkman, February 27th, 2012, 3:09 pm

@Everyone about the items: Yeah you know, I have no idea where she gets those items too. To be honest though, I didn't want her to include items this time because they don't really need them.

Also because usually they come in a letter so you can sort of understand where they were. I don't think they would fit on...that piece of paper.

Kuzer1000, February 27th, 2012, 4:53 pm

Afrohawkman, your comics are always completely awesome. How do you do some of the special effects.

DarkMario1000, February 27th, 2012, 5:19 pm

@Mouseover Text
First grade stuff, eh? Funny how some can't even survive the first grade questions[—"Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"]

Hero of Comedy, February 27th, 2012, 6:37 pm

That no swimming sign is overkill.

Arc Impulse, February 27th, 2012, 7:05 pm

Funny to hear people assume the female.
When I play back and forth on the internet I usually get male.
Yet when I play video games online I get female.
Yet I do almost nothing to hide my gender(won't say it outright though).
And when it comes to my voice, I can usually do either so that doesn't help.

As to the comic! I believe Mario's logic is sound. Every game starts off that way, some how her letters are some of the most magically powerful things in the Mario universe. Gotta wonder why she doesn't just use that power herself?
Also, nothing definite but I believe I know who the cloaked person is.

Afrohawkman, February 27th, 2012, 7:16 pm

@EviceTurboMan: Yeah GIMP is...weird with it's crashing. I started saving a ton when it started freezing and it seems to freeze less now, which is ironic because that's the whole reason I started saving so much. But yeah GIMP is pretty good.

@Arc Impulse: I know right? It's crazy to assume people are female based on avatars. A lot of people use female characters and avatars be they female or not. Same with actual females and male avatars.

As for who you think it is, good luck. In a lot of hints I'm making it fairly obvious but some of them are so subtle they just blend in with normal conversation. Keep paying attention and you should know fairly soon actually. My plan is for at least one person to absolutely know (NOT guessing) by the end of 4th floor.

smash, February 27th, 2012, 8:31 pm

No swimming. Duh, swim in the lava, it's not actually lava!

Can I affiliate with you?

Afrohawkman, February 27th, 2012, 8:44 pm

Get a little bit more comics under your belt and I'll see about affiliating with you. It's nothing personal, I've just had affiliates that disappeared out of nowhere or just flat out stop updating so it'd be nice to see how dedicated you are before I affiliate. :D

qazox, February 28th, 2012, 12:34 am

@Lord Enigma: Nah.. too easy. It's the Professor guy!

Popo Outpost 45, February 28th, 2012, 10:47 am

Come to think of it...
How DOES she do it? She sends letters throuh countless worlds with no toads around to carry it for her (I think) and it still reaches Mario without a problem. She must have some kind of Princess Powers...

Hyro VI, February 28th, 2012, 10:55 am


Hyro VI, February 28th, 2012, 10:55 am

@Popo Outpost 45: FAIRY PRINCESS POWAHS!!!

Popo Outpost 45, February 28th, 2012, 10:57 am

@Hero of Comedy: Overkill might be an understatement!

AuraX (Guest), February 28th, 2012, 11:46 am

The hooded guy.

It is Afrohawkman.

Hallo (Guest), February 28th, 2012, 3:01 pm

@Afrohawkman: so people Think you are female because of your avatar?

AuraX (Guest), February 28th, 2012, 3:07 pm

Nah, he just says he's female cause' he likes messing with people.

Jordi Aran (Guest), February 28th, 2012, 3:42 pm

@qazox: Does the professor have magical powers?!

Kuzer1000, February 28th, 2012, 3:53 pm

@EviceTurboMan: Gosh, I REALIZES he uses GIMP. I HAVE GIMP. I know how it works. I would just like for him to explain what TOOLS he used for the special effects. You know, air brush, bevel, blur, stuff like that. YOU THINK I STUPID!!!!!!

I've had GIMP for two years right now. :P (Sorry for da outburst)

Megamean09, February 28th, 2012, 4:12 pm

Nice new avatar man. I don't think I ever liked Pinkie more than when she sang Smile Smile Smile.

Afrohawkman, February 28th, 2012, 4:32 pm

@Jordi Aran: I wouldn't discredit him just yet. Just because the prof. didn't start with magical powers doesn't mean he couldn't have got 'em. Magic is mysterious like that.

Though that is kind of unlikely.

@AuraX: she*

@Kuzer1000:'re going to have to be rather specific. I have quite a few brushes like the Lightning and Teleportation Effects were mostly brushes, but everything else is a combination of putting something down and trying different filters on it. There are so many different filters I use, I recommend just experimenting to find ones that work for you. I recommend experimenting AWAY from the comic though. It's much easier to figure out what does what when you're not worried about how it'll look. Basically just goof off. You'll find out a lot.

@Megamean09: Same here man. Saaame here. :)

Jordi Aran (Guest), February 28th, 2012, 7:10 pm

@Afrohawkman: I would question you, but I know better with Nintendo logic. (lol Chuggaaconroy refrence)

smash, February 29th, 2012, 6:34 am

@Afrohawkman: so should I ask again at about 100 comics?

AuraX (Guest), February 29th, 2012, 8:18 am

To heck with it, I'm calling you an it now.

@Jordi Aran
First world problems.
Shiny koffing scream.

Afrohawkman, February 29th, 2012, 10:33 am

@smash: If you think that's acceptable, sure.

@AuraX: LOL

Also I may not be able to make an update today. If I don't do it today, most definitely tomorrow, I just need to study for these tests X.X

Hyro VI, February 29th, 2012, 11:29 am

untill you trully specify what gender you are we all should refer to you as an "it"

Afrohawkman, February 29th, 2012, 3:07 pm

I classify myself as a female in a male's body. it a male in a female's body? I forget which. It's one of those.

Either way, I don't think it really matters. Call me whatever you wish. "She", "He" "Afrohawkman" "Afrohawk" "Afro" "AHM", whatever. I'd really prefer you didn't call me an "it" though. That's rather...weird.

Jordi Aran (Guest), February 29th, 2012, 8:46 pm

@AuraX: Did you see the episode that Chugga flipped out when he found one in his Pokemon Crystal Let's Play?
@Afrohawkman: I'll just classify you as transexual, 'K?

Afrohawkman, March 1st, 2012, 7:23 am

That's even worse.

Hyro VI, March 1st, 2012, 10:49 am

@Afrohawkman: IT...

AuraX (Guest), March 1st, 2012, 11:14 am

@Jordi Aran: Yes.
That is what I was referring to.


Arc Impulse, March 3rd, 2012, 4:37 pm

Let's just all agree to carry around tomahawks. In our mouths.
We'll be too busy to speak.
Juss be cuhful nut to cut ahnyone.
Oh wait nevermind, then I can't smile, and my overlord would not be too pleased with that.
Then let's all refer to ourselves as *insert name* the Hedgehog. That won't get old, and it eliminates gender! Hedgehogs are genderless right?

greenpowerstar, March 3rd, 2012, 9:09 pm

That joke was Bebe's Kids.


Hallo (Guest), March 4th, 2012, 9:05 pm

@Afrohawkman: we should all just stop questioning you.

Your just gonna keep messing with our heads till we all have headaches.

HyperTurtle32, August 14th, 2012, 2:50 pm

lookig back at this I realized Peach wrote "they" and "them" instead of he/she and him/her.

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