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 "Alright, who wants to get squished!?" |
Name: Mario The classic Hero, Mario is a historic hero. Throughout all his adventures, he's encountered many enemies, small and large, so he's ready for anything. Because of this, he knows what to expect, and always thinks ahead before crushing his foes. But, over the years this has caused him to become aggressive. Before, he was a simple plumber trying to rescue the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Now, he loves crushing the enemies he encounters just for the thrill. He goes out of his way just to kill off a few enemies, despite their pleas of mercy in languages no one understands. He's not a destroyer of lives, just a destroyer of enemy lives. Nevertheless, the three things he loves the most: Mushrooms, crushing things under his foot, and destruction. Not the typical Mario story now is it? |
 "I'll go mad if I don't talk to someone else!" |
Name: Sonic Sonic's an attention hog. He'll constantly do things to draw attention to himself, whether that's a good thing or not. He has a habit to nag about every little small thing, and also has some impatience due to him always being on the run. Hanging out with slow people like Link and Mario probably isn't the best for him, but he has to "go where the wind takes him". Right now he wishes the wind would keep blowing... |
 "Neato! I can't wait to save the princess!" |
Name: Link Link is, well, illiterate. In his time as a hero, he's either been a small boy living by himself or with an uncle having some relationship to swords, so he's not as bright as most boys out there. However, what he lacks in brain he makes up for in pure trial and error experience. He's been in adventure after adventure, honing his skills as a swordsman, as an archer, and as a true gentlemen. Through all his adventures he's seen dozens of traps, so now he has a good knowledge of them as well. He just chooses to fall into them, just to set them off so he can advance. Nevertheless, Link has always been much of a quiet one. Throughout his adventures, he has rarely needed to say anything he couldn't say with a sword. When he does begin to speak, he remembers what others used to say in such situations and uses this as a basis of his language, which explains his combination of "Renaissance" speaking with speaking like a teenager. His attitude, in some shape or form, has also been modeled that way. (Thanks J-Man for the wording!) |
 "Either you can join me and help me find my dessert, or I eat everyone in this castle's faces off." |
Name: Kirby Kirby is a vacuum cleaner company created by Jim Ki- Oh wait, Kirby the puffball? Oh whoops, wrong description. Kirby is a destructive ball of fluff. On the outside he's cute and cuddly, but on the inside...well, let's just say you don't want to meet the inside. He's a food connoisseur, one to love anything and everything he eats. However, take any of his food away, and he'll be on you like glue on a 4th grade art project. And by 'on', I mean aggressive, dangerous, and ready to get rid of anything in his path, no matter what the circumstances. However, Kirby isn't entirely heartless, just when dealing with stolen food. He's actually quite nice and quite the curious cat. However, Kirby isn't one to reason much. He's one to eat first and ask what he just ate later, resulting in some...problems. |
 "Hay guise, we's lookin' fo sum Peach. u no whar she is???" |
Name: Luigi Luigi, second banana to his brother Mario, is the comic relief. He's always waiting at home for Mario while he's out on adventures, but he's not simply twiddling his thumbs. No, due to the vast amount of coins Mario brings home after each adventure, he can afford a lot of high tech gadgetry, including computer and internet access. What does Tons of Free Time + a Computer with internet access equal? A nerd, that's what. Luckily though, he's not a complete nerd, he still has the ability to speak regularly when he needs to. But when it comes to technology, he's not the same plumber he was years ago. |
 "It was all BOOM and Zowie and Explodeyness!" |
Name: Tails Tails is a kid, both inside and out. He loves the simple things in life, especially destruction and mayhem. He keeps that "immature" attitude in most of the things he does, and unlike Sonic, he's okay with taking things slower than normal. Tails is also a tech wiz. He can create anything he wants to if he puts his mind to it. He tries to make Sonic's job easier by creating useful gadgets, but Sonic often relies on his own strength to get the job done. |
 "Watch out! I said watch out you idiot! Listen to me!" |
Name: Navi Navi is often an unappreciated character. Known to be just plain annoying with her constant "Hey! Listen!" yelling, most ignore her altogether. Link doesn't really ignore her, he just knows everything she's going to say usually, so he has no real response to it. Navi is also Link's guide and helps Link uncover things about enemies he didn't know already. She originally did not want to give too much help to the Hero of Time, but now she's decided to actually do her best to help Link. However, if she's given the chance to make fun of him or others, she won't hesitate to do so. Recently, however, with the addition of her new tail, she's becoming more aggressive, more ready to fight. She couldn't fight before, but with the help of a wish and a few friends, she's ready for action. She can finally put that skill analysis to use, and she often uses Link's way of fighting to get the job done. However, unlike Link, she likes coming up with a plan of action based on the situation and the things she can use at her disposal. Before, she kept those plans to herself, but now that she has a way to execute them, she's ready to do so. |
 "Stop! Don't make me use Thundershock!" |
Name: Waddle-Chu Waddle-Chu, formerly known as Waddle-Doo, used to be a mercenary for Dedede's army, but under grave circumstances, he's switched sides and helping Kirby. He's like Kirby's sidekick. He's loyal, dependable, and has knowledge of enemy territory. Or, at least, what Dedede told him before he got bored and left. Back when he was at Dedede's castle, he considered himself the most competent of the bunch, though he spent much of his time away from said bunch in the library. This did give him a lot of knowledge, a lot more than a Waddle Doo usually has. Now, however, Waddle-Chu is a completely different species. With a wave of a wand, this Waddle Doo is a combination of a Waddle Doo and a Pikachu. Being the only one of his kind, he has similar attacks to both species', but the true nature of his attacks are unknown because he is both and neither at the same time. Perhaps the true extent of a Waddle-Chu will be revealed one day. |
 "No need! I'm the most powerful of this kingdom!" |
Name: Bowser Bowser is a hefty villain. He commands an entire army of Koopas, Goombas, and other creatures of darkness. He's a fire breathing turtle with the strength of ten men. Because of this, however, he's incredibly cocky, thinking he can do what he wants whenever he wants it, despite being mocked all the time for losing to a fat Italian plumber. |
 "Egg-celent plan!" |
Name: Eggman Eggman is a strange one. Originally having the name "Robotnik", he's become one to love Eggs and puns dealing with eggs. It's strange because Sonic gave him that name, so he must have just adopted it or something. Either way, he chooses to respond to that name now, so there's no turning back. Eggman is one to always seek the same things over and over, and he constantly tries to beat Sonic but fails miserably. He makes the strangest Robots, from giant Hedgehog-stomping ones to little robot monkeys, and he seems to love enslaving small animals. Maybe he had a bad experience with pets in his youth... Nevertheless, Eggman is the one villain who will never try anything new. He always thinks that all his plans are so genius, so there's no need to change them. All he wants is to try harder, and maybe get some competent help. Well, he's persistent, at least he has that. He may not try anything new, but he is still a genius, he just needs to put his mind to different things. Who knows? Maybe this team-up will help him think of something truly diabolical. |
 Bowser:"Couldn't fit your fat ass on the GBA screen could you?" Vaati:"Shut the hell up." |
Name: Vaati Vaati is actually Ganondorf in another form. The reason being is so he could do more as a villain. As a giant pig he couldn't do much except wait on the sidelines for his other henchmen to do his work for him. But as Vaati, he can move more freely. Despite that, he's weight conscious, so whenever someone calls him "fat", he gets very angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Vaati has a calm attitude, most of the time he's the plan man. He usually doesn't get out of hand, but when someone does something idiotic, he flies off the handle. In other words, he has a short fuse for stupidity. Nevertheless, Vaati is actually the self-proclaimed leader. Being the Lord of all Evil, he demands respect and is a natural at leading hordes of soldiers to do his bidding. In this four-man villain team, he considers himself the most competent. He rarely cracks under real pressure, being the leader that he is. |
 "For this, your punishment shall be most brutal!" |
Name: King Dedede King Dedede is a fat penguin with a 'tude. As the king of Dreamland, he commands a loyal army of Waddle Dees (except Waddle-Chu!) and, like Eggman, does the exact same thing over and over again. Like Bowser, he's also cocky. But unlike him, he's a royal pain in the ass. He takes nothing from no one and demands everything he wants. He's lazy, selfish, and gluttonous. He'll only leave his castle if it's important and benefits him. That's the bottom line. |
 "That's the best way to remember! In drunken, suicidal states!" |
Name: Princess Peach Princess Peach is not your ordinary girl, nor your ordinary Princess. Despite being captured many times over the years, she manages to be calm, collected, and surprisingly sneaky whenever she gets herself into a sticky situation. She's strong, cool, and knows just what to say. However, that's when she's sober. In the world of the Mushroom Kingdom, it's literally impossible to go anywhere without finding some 'shrooms, and the Princess is no exception. How else can anyone explain living in a world entirely composed of mushrooms? They had to be made legal somehow. |
 "I demand a new pair of shoes!" |
Name: Amy Rose What can be said about a girl like Amy Rose? She's crazy, for one. She constantly chases Sonic, despite his protests, and will never give up on him. She's friendly to others, polite when she can be, and protects her man like Kirby protects his food. She also has a hammer the size of door. And she won't hesitate to use it. Finally, over the years she has been attempting to keep herself "fashionable" in order to attract Sonic's attention. Eventually, however, it developed into nothing more than an obsession with clothing, despite wearing the same thing when seen in public. Then again, she's one of the few Sonic characters to wear clothing, so at least she has that. |
 "In fact, I'll use my favorite adult response...Revenge!" |
Name: Cream the Rabbit Cream is the innocent little girl thrust into the world of evil by Eggman one day by a tragic kidnapping of her mother. That reason for kidnapping was never really explained, but no one really cares. It's all about stopping Eggman. No one cares about his motives. *cough* More to the point. Cream was born and raised as a sheltered little girl who learned everything about manners and etiquette from her mother. Her friend Cheese was just about her only friend, until meeting the Sonic Team that is. Now, she's happily living and playing with them, and her mother is perfectly fine with her daughter going out with strange people and saving the world. *cough* Anyway, Cream, though polite at times, also tries to fit in with who she's with. As a result, she tries to copy others to appeal to them. She doesn't exactly know everything she's copying, however, resulting in picking up some questionable morales. Hopefully someone will set her straight eventually... |
 Zelda: "I doubt you could bear the pain of one hundred arrows of light shoved up your-" Cream: ASPHALT! |
Name: Princess Zelda Princess Zelda is a bit of an aggressive princess. She hates kidnapping as much as the next princess, but when she has control, she really uses it, mainly because she's been out of control for so long. She's had to rely on a hero in green to save her countless times, to the point that it annoys her greatly. Nevertheless, Zelda can be sweet and calm at times. She is a princess, after all, and has been taught elegance and grace as princesses should. But, when it comes to evil, all bets are off. Watch out, villians. There's a new psychopath in town. |
 "Ya know, Sonic, you're pratically asking me to punch you in the face." |
Name: Knuckles the Echidna Knuckles is Sonic's eternal rival. Ever since his meeting with Sonic when Sonic first visited Angel Island, they've been rivals, and even friends at some point. Knuckles makes for a perfect rival since he's such a hot head and easily gives into Sonic's teasing, causing a bit of fights. Nevertheless, Knuckles is pretty gullible. The Master Emerald is his sole purpose for living, so he'll believe anyone willing to give him a tip about protecting it. He's been tricked many times by Eggman, though he never learns, but always seems to make things right in the end. He may not be the smartest, but his fists certainly make up for that. When in the right hands, at least. |
 "I would rather my men die on the battlefield than be killed before the war began..." |
Name: Meta Knight Meta Knight is one big mystery. Not much is known about his past, nor about his intentions. Sometimes he wants revenge and no one knows why, other times he's helping and no one knows why. He's just there. He's mostly helpful, though it may seem like he's trying to hurt Kirby and pals. Maybe that's just part of being a spy. Nevertheless, Meta Knight is still a strong, honorable leader. He'll finish things right down to the end, regardless of whether he is winning or not, and like a kind king, he cares about the soldiers he uses and honoring them. When he's not getting revenge. Still, Meta Knight is smart and calm for the most part, and, for the most part, he tries preventing any huge disaster from happening. Perhaps something happened in his past that makes him want to protect. Who knows? He's just that mysterious. |
 "Sir, you left your tail lights on. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a puppy." |
Name: Kelsey "Kirby Eliminating Lamebrain is a Super Power Enemyyyy... Yes", or Kelsey, for short. Dedede isn't very good at naming things. Nevertheless, he was originally cannon fodder in Dedede's army as well, but through some strange experimentation with invincibility candy, he changed into something different. An indestructable being of amazing power, but with the brain of a four-year old with a major sugar rush. Most Waddle Dees aren't too smart to begin with, but because of this heavy exposure to invincibility candy, his brain is utterly scattered. In addition, he somehow thinks Waddle-Chu is his mother. This most likely originates from Waddle-Chu being there when Waddle Dee first woke up from intensive experimentation. It could be an error, or perhaps, something else. No one really knows about Waddle Dee's real personality. He's just some random guy spitting out Starfox Memes at this point. |
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